Hal Cruttenden Stand up Comedy Tour- Saturday 14th March
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Canât Take It stand up comedy tour in Southampton Saturday 14th March
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Canât Take It
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025/2026 with a show that promises to stick it to âThe Manâ, as long as âThe Manâ doesnât stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting âtake no prisonersâ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but donât respect him. He believes that, after youâve seen the show, youâll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and heâs one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice Youâre Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
Hal Cruttenden stand up comedy tour
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' â â â â The Times
 âGo and see Hal Cruttenden, heâs got something to say and heâll make you laugh; a lot.â â â â â â Daily Mirror
âNaturally funnyâŠchallenging and provocativeâ â â â â Daily Telegraph
In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.
Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis.Â
There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off.
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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Canât Take It stand up comedy tour in Southampton Saturday 14th March
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Canât Take It
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025/2026 with a show that promises to stick it to âThe Manâ, as long as âThe Manâ doesnât stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting âtake no prisonersâ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but donât respect him. He believes that, after youâve seen the show, youâll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and heâs one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice Youâre Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
Hal Cruttenden stand up comedy tour
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' â â â â The Times
 âGo and see Hal Cruttenden, heâs got something to say and heâll make you laugh; a lot.â â â â â â Daily Mirror
âNaturally funnyâŠchallenging and provocativeâ â â â â Daily Telegraph
In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.
Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis.Â
There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off.
